Kitsune Inferno Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Thank's to LV's topic about a joke site knowing when you die, I decided on making one about how you're dying. I'm gonna put a handgun in my mouth in pull the trigger. Yep, I think suicide is the most likely way I'm gonna die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Ah, this is a simple one. I'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Me neither Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisman Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Game Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Saving someonelse is probbly how I'll die or one of my enemies catchingup with me and killing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Hit by a bus, quick and might get me in the local paper haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TG187 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Jump from a building and hit my head in a train that will pass on the way that i will land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I will die having hotsex. When I'm like. 100 or something.. yeaaah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 If I don't commit suicide, I'm going to die in a typing accident. My bitch of a keyboarding teacher works us so hard, my hands will fall off and I'll bleed to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lord Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Avvording to that site.On 19th April i might go out of my Villa for some important meeting with Mr Bill Gates. Of course he might have been too old by then.And might have called me to hand over his buisness to the most sucessive man(Thats Me ). I enter my Private Jet.And then enter my limo that would take me to the meet. In the way a large SkyScaper might just collapse for no particular reason and bury my 15 million $ worth car. ANd then i might die. Hey!Wait i am IMORTAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artur Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Yeah, me no die. Duh, it's called cheats Lol, or I'm gonna wake up in a hospital with all my health back with some money missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 You won't wake up in a hospital. You'll wake up outside of one, standing next to a health icon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lord Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 ANd dont forget all your weapons are confiscated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM™ Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Never will get killed, thats what, but Maybe from boringness in school, use my pencil and i am dead, Thats how i will die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfLiberty Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Having sex for my first and last time. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luburgh Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 choking on a chicken nugget at mcdonalds(my brother would be to distracted by his food to worry about me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 (edited) But seriously, I HOPE of old age while i'm asleep after a good life. Edited December 1, 2006 by Nate10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 If it's old age, I plan on telling my children, granted that I have some, that I hate them seconds before I die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TG187 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Or like this: Some terrorists will stole a plane that i am in it and crash in sea with it.You die without pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 I will die having hotsex. When I'm like. 100 or something.. yeaaah. I can see that being you, in all honesty. Or like this: Some terrorists will stole a plane that i am in it and crash in sea with it.You die without pain. Um, dude, exploding isn't entirely painless. And if you survive the wreck((you can...)), you'll either DROWN, which is also painful, or you'll float at sea for a while and starve to death... Not, fun.... And why is everyone stealing our "immortal" answer? It's only a good answer once or twice. Then it's repeatitive and stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TG187 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 (edited) Or i in a plane with terrorists and the plane will crash in a building,in a big one.That is painless. Or can die in a war.The Nuclear Bomb hit and we die. Edited December 1, 2006 by TG187 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM™ Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Well then YOU won't be the only one that got killed by a nuclear bomb, almost everyone in the battlefield or anywhere where you are would be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_91 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 TG are you trying to be racist against muslims? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy vercetti guy Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 TG are you trying to be racist against muslims? Who said anything about muslims being terrorist? Racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerard Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Well I dunno - never happened to me before... Going paintalling twice next week with some gun-nuts, anybody know what paint tastes like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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