Angry Gorilla Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Yo mamma's so fat that Russia looks like a small island (Lame joke I know ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 ...& Greenpeace still protects her from Japanese & Russian whalers. Yo' mamma so fat she went to the DMV & they bolted a truck license plate to her butt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Jay Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 yo momma is so nasty that i had to nail a two by four to my ass to fuck her. (so i wouldnt fall in) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Why would you want to fuck her anyway? Lol Your momma's so heavy she knocked the Earth out of orbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Yo momma's so fat that scientists added her as the ninth planet of the solar system Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypt Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Yo momma so fat that when she wears yellow dress people say: "TAXI! TAXI!" Yo momma so old that she farts dust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Yo' Mamma so greasy she got outta the car & the OIL light came on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiiBz Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Your moms so fat we have to pierce her ears to watch telly..... Your moms Raymond.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Everybody loves Raymond..... Yo mamma so redneck she went to town & when she got back she needed 2 days to get over tractor lag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Yo MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE TURNS HER TITIES MAKE A FAST N THE FURIOUSE DRIFT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do_Not_Fear_cause_I'm_here Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to super bowl! Yo mama so fat, she tried sky diving and when she pulled the lever, it couldn't work because of all her weight! Yo mama so stupid, she bought GTA:SA just drive around with the car called ForkLifter. Yo mama so high, she had short term memory lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Yo momma's so ugly that people's faces burned off when they looked at her. Lame joke I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Yo mamma's so evil, she mutilated a small cute little kitten... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 (edited) Your mama's so fat when she went to the rainbow skittles fall out Your mama's like a door knob everyone gets turned. Your mama's like a taxi 'always open' Your mama's so ugly when she woke up one day she had spider webs inbetween her legs. Your mama's so fat when Jizzy B pimp slaped her her balls fell out. Edited May 14, 2008 by Husky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 These jokes are so fucking stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tilly Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Your mommas got more chins than a chinese phonebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 So original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Yo' mamma got a wooden leg wit' a kickstand! That should keep rem busy for a few minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 ^ He says he likes getting layed by his grandmother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Yo' mamma got a wooden leg wit' a kickstand!That should keep rem busy for a few minutes. Rofl, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 ^ He says he likes getting layed by his grandmother. The hospital called your mamma & said they're giving her a refund because you're broken. She did it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cross Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Yo momas so fat that the Hiroshima explosion was ectually her jumping of a plane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 ^ He says he likes getting layed by his grandmother. The hospital called your mamma & said they're giving her a refund because you're broken. She did it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Time out - How does some retarded (personal) insult = "owned"? Especially by someone who can't stay on topic in a SPAM topic? Try to keep this in context. I try not to overuse this, but - Yo' mamma so dumb she spent all her spent her foodstamps on that tricycle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Calm down just trying to make a joke out of it, guess that I went too far. lol Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on the floor she made the floor cave in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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