azn Posted February 1, 2008 Author Share Posted February 1, 2008 Well I sure got a good taste of the 90's gangster stuff with the Ballas and GSF. It was also the game that got me into the GTA craze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer37369 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 ive learned u should never do a drive-by and u should never still a police bike . thank u gta thank u. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
†Ĵасқ•×•Āѕніяамі† Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 U sum kinda' fool!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendoza Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 i learned that if you can eat everyones food while they sittin around do it and also never trust a fat guy watch your food while you shoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
†Ĵасқ•×•Āѕніяамі† Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Ha Ha! That is some real post!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer37369 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 that was funny ive also learned never to trust cops or fat gangsta's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendoza Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 i always knew never trust a cop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
†Ĵасқ•×•Āѕніяамі† Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 And also "Cop"Ters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted February 3, 2008 Author Share Posted February 3, 2008 I found out I hated the Police and find myself saying "Fuck the Pouwleece" a lot more often then I used to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer37369 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 lol i also learned never to still cars from old ladies jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
†Ĵасқ•×•Āѕніяамі† Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Hey the name "GTA" itself encourages you to steal cars!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Nero: You're a 100 % right!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idahongo Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I don't really think about it i just play the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deji Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 (edited) that a game can keep you entertained forever! Edited April 15, 2008 by Deji Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypt Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I learned alot of things from my Guru, San Andreas: 1.Never leave a ho' without a pimp. She will cry. 2.Don't ever trust cops that eat doughnats nor fat gangsters with green shirts. 3.The police don't give a shit if you sell weed and heroin to kids. 4.You CAN steal old ladies bikes. And that is all, thank you for reading my lessons that i got from San Andreas:The Guru!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrison64 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 I learned that I'm thankful the pilot who flys the plane I'm in is not doing it using an oversensitive joypad. I also learned that life would be much different if I could drive into a spray paint shop and lose all police attention I had gathered from killing scores of people and blowing up several dozen vehicles with a rocket launcher. I also learned that strippers actually wear clothing and there is no nudity even during a private lap dance that I paid $100 for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDude Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 (edited) SA teached me not to trust jealous fags(RYDER) and fat people(SMOKE). Edited April 22, 2008 by MadDude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude4L Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 what i learned * Once you die, you won't respawn infront of a hospital * You can't make your weapons/guns disappear and make them magically come back in your hand * You cant't type cheats to get away from cops. * Stealing a car ain't easy without guns. * Not eating for atleast 30 days might get you killed frome starving. * It's Illegal to highjack a plane while its on mid-air. * You can't get into Area 51 and get a jetpack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUN3R Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 I learned how to use Photoshop modding SA. From the game itself... there isn't much to learn, just how to make a good game maybe lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked Marauder Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 (edited) I have learned that the people at Rockstar have the impression that... ... helicopters crash up, not down, so that they can shoot me a few more times. ... RPGs blow up cars instantly, but not helicopters. ... helicopters have magic weapons underneath that can shot in all directions, including straight up and straight down. ... parts from an exploding vehicle should magically float through the air until they land right in front of me, or on top of me, just so they can block my next shot- no matter where I am are standing. ... every cop in the entire region of San Andreas should ignore all other gangs and criminals- except me. ... computer controlled vehicles should be faster and handle much better than player controlled ones. ... the ice age carved land masses that go straight up and straight down. ... people that are out to kill me should shoot first, say something, then spawn right behind me. ... knocked down street lights should not land flat because they make convenient obstacles for me but dandy hiding places for cops. ... cop vehicles should keep cruising along until they run me over or at least knock me down, even though the driver is deader than dead. ... that my blood pressure is not nearly as high when I mod GTA games instead of playing them. Edited May 5, 2011 by Masked Marauder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nubz Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 With the release of San Andreas and it's massive map with a deep story line which encounter issues we experience in reality, what has GTA San Andreas taught you as a whole? Example, the way CJ dates his girlfriends could change the way you look at dating when you step outside your front door, into the real world, or, that drugs are a real problem and you need to watch out for them when by your own. Anything like that. We "LEARNED" about your lack of understanding of grammar and spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Pedro Prower Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 We "LEARNED" about your lack of understanding of grammar and spelling Oh, come on, he wasn't THAT bad. I mean, he didn't have many errors, and didn't post with Caps Lock on xP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarAngel Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 I learned the following: * It's really hard to get a nice car (once you've found one) back to your home. They just get smashed up or explode. The pigs really aren't helping either. * A dead body makes an amusing hood ornament. * A brutha's got ta protect his 'hood. If there's one thing i've learned from San Andreas, it's this: Gaining a wanted level so high that the national guard are in pursuit of you is fun, and gives the opportunity to steal a tank and go on a murderous rampage Sounds like fun. On of my favorite activities of the original is getting the uncontrollable urge to kill and then doing so until I'm dead from running one to many road blocks or just Busted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarAngel Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 * It's true what they say "Pimping ain't easy." * Hoes and Johns = Supply and Demand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarAngel Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Hey the name "GTA" itself encourages you to steal cars!! What else are other people's cars good for? If you're not jacking them they're just in the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now