Chris Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported. The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know." Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work. Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life. Just had to post this, one of the funniest things I've read in ages Link: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342099,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishoM Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 LOL! "I can speak Australian now... mate..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Lol...That's just too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmac Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 You cant speak ''Australian'' its not like we have our own language. Lol what a loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 (edited) LOL at him... fortunately there are no wombats here Edited March 30, 2008 by Ar-v the Nameless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Next thing you know, someone will get attacked, raped, or otherwise violated by a raccoon dog and learn Japanese. Which reminds me, I should go out and buy a raccoon dog and hope it stays away from my face and genitals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Haha. I bet that wombat was giving it to him...hard. Australians don't have a language do they? Only an accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmac Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 We have a accent, But no Language except English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 We have a accent, But no Language except English. Yeah, well, that's the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmac Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Am i slow or what? Jace just pointed out to me it was a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazza Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I heard the phone call he made to the police, it was on the radio, funny shit! There just getting back at us, cause they have sex with sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCJ Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I heard about that, it was so funny I couldn't believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibraa5 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Damn crazy sheephuggers, funny though xD How could a wombat rape you..-.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Lol, I live in Australia and I don't even use Australian slangs like "mate" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Hey "mate". Lmao, that was funny, raped by a Wombat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibraa5 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Lol, I live in Australia and I don't even use Australian slangs like "mate" Me either. I don't like Australia much TBH, Not a country tuype person or anything. Hell, Brisbane is too bright and sunny for me. I wanna go to NY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 What the fuck is a Wombat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibraa5 Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 An Australian animal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wombat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 New York! New York!!! I really want to go there, especially Manhattan! Australia isn't too bad in talking of wealth and the actual place. We get very random weather and interest rates are absurd. Games are also overpriced and the cost of internet is a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmac Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Lol, I live in Australia and I don't even use Australian slangs like "mate" Me either. I don't like Australia much TBH, Not a country tuype person or anything. Hell, Brisbane is too bright and sunny for me. I wanna go to NY. I cant beleive you dont like Australia. It seriously does not get much better then what we have here. I would also like to go to NY, But not to live. Melbourne ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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