Bar27262 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 (edited) London 5:23 PM - Today a man was arrested on charges of Reporting a zombie attacked him near 3:00 Am today Scotland Yard Sergeant Nicholas Angel Said this "The Victim was bloody at the time and the Suspect was Missing Half of his head" And Scotland Yard Arrested the attacker and The Victim The attacker was charged on Cannblism and the Victim was charged on Lying to public as British Scientist Jame Kooba said "The suspect may Been drunk at the time and May of accidently Mistaken the victim as a Armed robber robbing him" And the victim Leo Anellouzza claims that there was two people Scotland yard asked citizens to call 999 And report Strange Acts on there street if there is any Is it just me or Londons getting weirder each day? Edited April 18, 2008 by Bar27262 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxGreatScythexX Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Where's Shaun when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar27262 Posted April 18, 2008 Author Share Posted April 18, 2008 Where's Shaun when you need him? I Know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew91 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Isn't Nicholas Angel from Hot Fuzz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Is this article true? Because there are some grammar mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar27262 Posted April 18, 2008 Author Share Posted April 18, 2008 Is this article true? Because there are some grammar mistakes. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxGreatScythexX Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 (edited) Isn't Nicholas Angel from Hot Fuzz? Yeah...it is. So i guess there is another extreme drop-kicking grandmas cop out there? "Good morning, Angle" And that article looks really fake lol. Edited April 18, 2008 by XxGreatScythexX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowie235 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Is this article true? Because there are some grammar mistakes. Yes. What is with people and making fake stuff, especially things that have no point at all.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I bet he was tripping and was watching/playing something to do with zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harwood Butcher Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Hey, if this is made up, then it's not much different from news you see on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Hey, if this is made up, then it's not much different from news you see on TV. LOL I second you all the way OGTAM. tsk tsk tsk, edited news these days Funny how random the stories get in the Lounge. Hamster microwaved, man fucked a table, man claims to speak Australian after being raped by a wombat or whatever. Lmao @ all of these except the hamster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypt Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I dont understand, a man claimed that he has been attacked by a zombie and his head was only half or something... that's wierd?...Or the missing head man was the zombie??... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 i think the missing head is zombie's... seriously, what the hell is wrong with this world? btw, i'm looking forward for odd news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I don't get it. If half his head is missing wouldn't be on the national news? Yeah Noodle, these random news topics are just 'wtf' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar27262 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 (edited) It's weird how London is these day's The Victim speaks out London 12:57 PM "Well it all started when i was going to Burger King and then all sudden this guy Popped out all bloody and Missing half of His head and then he bit My arm and Pretty much he almost tore off my arm and then..." Thats all we Heard because the victim passed out Medical officals claimed he was Dead but he got up from dead and attacked the People in the morgue. Edited April 19, 2008 by Bar27262 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 I want one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby68 Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Me thinks this is fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Rofl, fake much? Nice fake newspaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Jay Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 lmfao. this is so fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_Chestnut Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 On the off chance it is real ... I am fully prepared for a zombie attack. Serously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibraa5 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Zombie attack would kick ass. Srsly(I love saying that), I have weapons I can use EVERYwhere...If only it would happen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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