macorules94 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 (edited) www.helpavirgin.com lol go on it... Well guys, here's the deal: I'm 25 years old and still a virgin. Yes, I know, it's pretty weird... I've always been a shy guy, and as time passed I just got too old. To be honest, I'm not quite happy about this, as one would figure.Actually, I almost lost it once. I had a girlfriend when I was 23. But in the end pretty much nothing happened - she left me for a guy that had more money than I did. I don't think I'm ugly looking, I'm just not good with this kind of stuff. And since then I also have a trauma of sorts. Anyway. I'm going to tell you why I set up this website. I made a bet with a friend of mine (my only friend who knows about this situation, and who is, by the way, very pretty): if I get 5 million unique hits for this website until New Year's eve, she's going to "help" me. It's exactly what you're thinking! If I can't do it, I'll have to do anything she wants for a whole month. So, I ask to whoever is reading this: tell about this website to everyone you know!! Please, help me! You just have to enter the website. I'm doing all I can. Thanks PS: ITS NOT MINE IM ONLY 14 Edited November 22, 2008 by macorules94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 (edited) Im 14 but who gives a damn, I'll help you. Lol only 300,000 virings? rofl. Edited November 22, 2008 by Husky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 Its not mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 lol how was i suppost to know you just edit your post a couple of minutes ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletproofboy Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 i dont think he can make itt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthbound Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 LOL. Well, I can leave this topic knowing I have done my bit to get some bloke laid... Man I feel good about myself right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I bet he'll get a consolation prize for trying if he doesn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deji Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Aww... Poor guy. Seems he lacks the abillity to keep his girlfriends interested. Which is a damn shame. He should try to be more adventurous Lol... Still a virgin. Maybe he could go for a record? He could break 2 records if he lives long enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Lol, that's funny. I just posted it on 4chan, going to see what they say about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthbound Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I bet he'll get a consolation prize for trying if he doesn't I should bloody hope so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 That's funny as shit. Wonder what 4chan has to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 lol prostitute? honestly though, this is abit sad / funny at the same time though... is it that hard to go to a party and get drunk as well as some girl and get it on lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelzaar Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Im not going to help him. He's another desperate loser doing a bet with his friend who is a girl, she probably was only joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Poor bloke, he has only 19 days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 He is majorly failing, he may need to hire prostitute instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 That is an epic fail. But I like his unique method of getting laid. Props to him for that. Stupid terms though. 5 million? 1 million I think would be a way more realistic target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 He always bound to fail, she clearly knew and thought it was funny. The easiest way for him would be to fly to Amsterdam and there problem sorted and he is less likely to come back with an unwanted gift, like he probably would over here. STI's are fashion piece to have with your tracksuits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthbound Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 The best he can hope for is pity sex. It's all the same though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 "Well done for trying, since you didn't get 5 million I'm not going to have sex with you, but I'll suck your cock for your efforts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 That seems like a fair second place prize. Maybe she will give him pity sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Righty Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 I think he's going out with the wrong girls. He needs to find a girl that likes the nice innocent guys. I know a few guys at that age that still have their virginity but they are proud of it. Go figure. I about half lost mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I'm wondering what happened to this guy, he never updated his page. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Man, forgot all about this. Wonder if he did at least get a blowjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Yeah, wonder what happened. Hope there's an update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 maybe he is very depressed and he committed suicide? I hope he's fine though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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