Damjan Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 (edited) True. Edited March 14, 2009 by Steam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 That's just...awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpilk901 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I have to say, that's pretty epic. I didn't even know turtles made noises like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 That's fucking hawt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_Chestnut Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 That is too much turtle penis for my liking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 My tortoises penis was that size, we found it swirling around when he was upright. That noise though was so cute. I will never see that with my new tortoise Ethel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I lol'd pretty hard but yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 That is some scary fucking shit. Scary. Fucking. Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 ROFL. That was epic seriously, didn't know that turtles were so pervert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Pie Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 He generally mistook the shoe as his own brethren, that's all. I did laugh at the fact that the reptile tried to mate with the object, but I guess that didn't make much sense to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpilk901 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I showed my mum this video, she thought it was hilarious. It's so cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Squirtle-squirtle! Squirtle-squirtle! Squirtle-squirtle! Squirt! What's worse - That someone spent two minutes taping this? That someone spent two minutes posting this? That we wasted two minutes watching this? Or the best response I had was a half-assed Pokemon joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I was about to say none and point out how only one person realised it's a tortoise and not a turtle. I was about to reference Wikipedia for lulz and then realised there are actual geographic differences in which countries call what species what... apparently in America it's "turtle" or "sea turtle", and "tortoise" is only ever used to refer to members of the true tortoise family, as opposed to all land dwelling turtles, as in British and Australian English. There's some random turtle/tortoise knowledge for you! Very hilarious but old video. I like it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 (edited) Aw, who's a cute little rapist? Yes, you are! Squirtle-squirtle!Squirtle-squirtle! Squirtle-squirtle! Squirt! What's worse - That someone spent two minutes taping this? That someone spent two minutes posting this? That we wasted two minutes watching this? Or the best response I had was a half-assed Pokemon joke? I'd love to see the offspring of Squirtle and Shoe. Edited March 14, 2009 by L-RiC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harwood Butcher Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 TURTLE FETISH!!11!!11!1!!1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 This is the first time that my face can be accurately emulated with a smiley: ITT reptiles rape footwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 I have to tell you.. I lol'd for 3 minutes after this movie had ended lol. I wonder how he's doing it without his penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 I probably would have filmed Trevor (old tortoise) doing that, I find it hilarious. Tortoises are pretty funny though, Ethel climbed up the bark in a tank and got stuck between the bark and the wall of the tank, all I could see were her little legs waving about. I did save her but it was still pretty cute. She also gets stuck in corners of the house, she tries to move away but then gets stuck and falls asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 lol @ 1:03, he moves for a closer look and the turtle moves away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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