chris82

Well the XBox 360 is actually supposed to run Windows XP Media Center Edition. It comes with the MCE remote and the XP logo is smack-dab in teh middle.

I love it. It is a great story, and I can't wait to hear the rest.

...the fuck was the point of that post?

Yes, we are growing everyday and I am very excited to be a part of these sites. Already we have 64 members, 3000 posts and 208 downloads. To go to it, click my signature. Thanks for the good luck, Pyr0xide.

Just try to ask an admin or post back up in positive numbers.

Hey, I live in Ohio, and it's not THAT expensive. Anyway, I love countryside roadtrips. Going from LS to LV and stopping in Dillimore for Pizza.

I know, trees poping out of nowhere when you fly in the country is "bad". Anyway, I hated the girlfriend system, but the two parts I liked the least were; 1. Planes stalk you in the country side 2. When you are randomly driving along, it says your hood is under attack. When all of this crap happens, I say "June 7th... June 7th..."

Yes, well, there was a picture on funny-pics.net of the Uncle Sam poster from the World War, only it said "You need to find a girlfriend who's name doesn't end in .jpg." It was sort of half-pwnage.

Thanks, uh, I think. Anyways, just follow the link if you want to understand it better. Also, thanks Spaz. Anyways, the pwnage was mostly in the pictures, so to understand it much better, you must follow the topic link.

Okay, the other day I was getting pissed because on the GTA: PSP section of GTAForums, I kept seeing people who thought GTA PSP was going to be overhead view, GTA3 port, or GTA: Sin City. I had to step in and tell these people they were wrong, but of course, the people who already know it's not one of the above things think I'm talking to them instead of the newbs. Here's a transcript of the topic: Chris82: Listen this game will not be GTA3, or Vice City or San Andreas for PSP. It's a whole new game. It's full 3-D, not overhead, CJ is not confirmed, and this game will not be in a distant time period. Vice City=1986 GTA3=2001 San Andreas=1992 GTA: PSP=??? _____ GTA3=Claude Speed GTA: Vice City=Tommy Vercetti GTA: San Andreas=Carl Johnson GTA: Advance: Mike GTA: PSP=??? You don't know who the character is, stop whining, and also the most up to date release date is: July 15th. HunterY: Sigh. ....and how do you know this? chris82: From IGN: QUOTE It's time to return to Liberty City, the town where all the rules were broken as Grand Theft Auto 3 revolutionized gaming and made the GTA series the biggest franchise on the planet. The PlayStation Portable edition is an all-new game set in the seedy, sprawling underworld of Liberty City. That's how I know. Even though Rockstar and every game retailer already says it will be a new game, there's you stupid people who can't lay back and accept it and bitch about it. EDIT: Also GTA3 is set in 2001 because it was released then, Vice in 1986 because it says so in the opening movie. Same goes for '92 and San Andreas. Also, (SPOILER) at the end of GTA: San Andreas, Catalina (woman who betrayed you in GTA3) calls when she is shagging the guy from GTA3 (Who was in the background of a couple SA sequences) and she talks about how "great" Claude is. Do I have to spoon-feed it to you retards? Tehunter:

Rockstar said it was going to be released tomorrow and you just blew all your money on Midnight Club 3 for PSP. I wish GTA: San Andreas was out for PC right now.

Timeout. Listen you n00bish reatrds, I don't jack off every single second, stop implying I do every time I try to insert myself into the story. Once more, this topic has been n00binized by MI7 and og spanny. Shut up, stop bothering people. (Oh, and og, you're not 5 years old, your post should say like an injection, retard) ************* Into his ass

Put them back. WWYDI My Xbox broke? (and it really did)

USA for me, and it's still fun to work at a UK website!

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Shithead servers. I have a joke for you. What's the difference between your mom and the Atlantic Ocean? Your Mom has more crabs.

For reatrds who don't know, Google Gulp, Google's supposed new "SmartDrink" is a prank. It was their April Fools joke, and no, you can't get any caps or anything. Check the bogus disclaimer at the bottom of the gulp site. Quite funny. People are even bidding for caps on eBay not knowing they'll get ripped off. IN very small print at the bottom of an auction page, it says you are bidding 8 British pounds for a link the a Gulp page. Ha! Even Google admits it's fake because the Gulp page comes up first in (Ironically) Google when you search for "Google April Fools" I hate people who didn't figure this out already.

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Nice site, but don't get in trouble with GameSpy's PlanetGTA.

Rap blows. Rock forever!

No, screw your wife. San Andreas reference. Look it up, dummy. Double Cheeseburgers rule. The only thing McDonalds does better is McChicken. However, I did see the person who clipped her toenails by the fry machine get fired.

I have won whatever the max roulette amount is. I have so much money that the cash part of the hud actually extended one digit.

Wow! People who bump useless topics are really cool shitheads. We all know the dodo does not fly. If you wan't to fly it, edit the handling file on the PC version.