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1. Take off plastic

2. Sniff package

3. Look at manual

4. Insert disk into Xbox 360

5. Profit

Good plan, except I think we need to add more steps...

1. Take off plastic

2. Sniff package, books, and safety deposit box

3. Skim art book

4. Examine music cd

5. Look at manual

6. Lock everything besides game and case into safety box and lock it

7. Insert disk into Xbox 360

8. Profit by playing a few missions offline

9. Profit by playing online the entire night

Btw, this is fitting for my 1,600th post right?

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1. Take off plastic

2. Sniff package

3. Look at manual

4. Insert disk into Xbox 360

5. Profit

Good plan, except I think we need to add more steps...

1. Take off plastic

2. Sniff package, books, and safety deposit box

3. Skim art book

4. Examine music cd

5. Look at manual

6. Lock everything besides game and case into safety box and lock it

7. Insert disk into Xbox 360

8. Profit by playing a few missions offline

9. Profit by playing online the entire night

Btw, this is fitting for my 1,600th post right?

I wonder if the music CD/artwork book will fit into that tiny safety box.

And yes, it's good for your 1,600th post, but your 2,000th post has to be something epic. (Example: "lol internets")

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1. Have my mother pick my up from school and take me to go get it. (unless I have my license or hartship by then).

2. Get home, go to my room and lock the door. (if my brother comes in I'll knock him the fuck out).

3. Carefully take off plastic.

4. Take off any stickers on the case and put them on my wall. (that's where I put the stickers i get off new games).

5. Open case and sniff it and say mmmmmmhhhhhhhhhh! (I love the smell of new games).

6. Flip through the manual.

7. Play for about four hours then check out online play for about four more hours.

8. Next time I drop a deuce, I'll read the whole manual cover to cover.

(sorry for any graphic material)

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Hmmz

I will stare at it for a good 30 minutes, just letting the anticipation build up

Then I will take some pictures with it because I am a Myspace junkie

I'll write a blog rubbing it in everyones faces

I guess that I can admit the fact that I will smell everything to do with the game, since 'come to find out' everyone else does it too :)

Then I shall attach the R* key chain to my keys

After that I will open the game box

That will be followed by a brief exclamation that will disturb every kind of peace there is in my neighborhood..

Ex: "@#$! YEAH @*$! YEAH!! I GOT THE MOTHER F*@$%ing game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Then I shall rub it on my nuts for good luck

Theeeen pop it in and get to work

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October '07 - :cry:

When it comes for PC

1.Wake Up

2.Grab the well-hidden-from-my-parents MONEY

3.Run Downtown at the Artima-Megastore, second floor (probably the only place in my city where they sell video-games )

4.Search for it

5.Grab it

6.Pay the salesman

7.Run (100 miles/per hour) home

8.Install it ( reading the manual meanwhile )

9.Restart My PC

10.Play the motherf***ing game `till I have red eyes ... :thumbsup:

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Probably forget it's getting released till a few days later like I did with the trailers :o

Then splash out on an X360 and the game with my hard earned student loan (I think I'm the only person here actually legally old enough to play this game lol), refrain from "sniffing the packet" because that's just...creepy...then play a couple hours and avoid the multiplayer features because I just plain hate MP!!

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1. Take off plastic

2. Sniff package

3. Look at manual

4. Insert disk into Xbox 360

5. Profit

Good plan, except I think we need to add more steps...

1. Take off plastic

2. Sniff package, books, and safety deposit box

3. Skim art book

4. Examine music cd

5. Look at manual

6. Lock everything besides game and case into safety box and lock it

7. Insert disk into Xbox 360

8. Profit by playing a few missions offline

9. Profit by playing online the entire night

Btw, this is fitting for my 1,600th post right?

Yes. For me ( and just so I can do this meme properly, actually so I can include multiple meme's, which fails, oh well )

1. Pay Money

2. Receive GTA IV

3. Get everything out of the packaging

4. Look at all the stuff

5. Insert disc into Xbox 360

6. Play game all day

7. Do a barrel roll

8. Stick it in her pooper

9. ????

10. Profit!

In Soviet Russia, game plays you!

Im in ur 360, readin ur gta4 disc

I for one, welcome our new GTA IV overlords.

Needs moar GTA IV

Oh shit too many memes... *fails* *topic ruined*

with my hard earned student loan

Ha! me too!

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Lol, everyones doing a list.

1. Wait for my Pre-ordered GTAIV.

2. Sign the Package Papers.

3. Open Package.

4. I Won't smell the Books and the stuff inside, but skim through all over the case. :P

5. Look at the CD.

6. Skim through the Instruction Manual.

7. Get the CD out.

8. Insert it in the PS3.

9. Feel the tension now that I'm going to play it in a few secs.

10. Start playing the full game.

...And wham! I hit a guy with the bat in the game. :D

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Lol, everyones doing a list.

Hey, I didn't do a list. But if I did, it would go as the following:

1. Take game home.

2. Struggle with packaging.

3. Smell instruction manual for several minutes before skimming through it. (You have no idea how good new game manuals smell.)

4. Insert disc into Xbox 360.

5. Try to get easiest achievement in the game.

6. Pick up a hooker and beat her with a bat.

7. Repeat #6 in front of horrified family members.

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Well I'm going to:

1. Look for a ride in the morning, if not I'll take the bus.

2. head to the store, Pay cash.

3. Open it, see whats inside, and read, yes read!

4. Head back home, (hopefully traffic isn't bad.) or car runs out of gasoline :o

5. Arrive home, run inside,

6.Insert the disc in the PS3.

7.get chips and a Drink.

8. Call friends over.

9.Play the Game.

10. Look for guns, explore city, save game, then get on a heated chase with cops, and look for gang members.

11. Once I get busted or wasted, I restart the game and do the missions.

12. check out the Online Multiplayer.

13. Talk about it all day long.....

Luckily I have no school at the time. ^_^

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Lol, everyones doing a list.

Hey, I didn't do a list. But if I did, it would go as the following:

1. Take game home.

2. Struggle with packaging.

3. Smell instruction manual for several minutes before skimming through it. (You have no idea how good new game manuals smell.)

4. Insert disc into Xbox 360.

5. Try to get easiest achievement in the game.

6. Pick up a hooker and beat her with a bat.

7. Repeat #6 in front of horrified family members.

You're a BAD CITIZEN!!! :evil:

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Cry into my pillow. I only have a PC.....

And then wait for a while till it comes out on PC....

Edit: IF it does. -------------please R*-----------------

hey dude im gonna cry for a while becuase i two only have a pc, cross your fingers take a deep breath release those pressure points and relax, im sure it will come to pc, at least it better!

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