Highwire Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Mine is "I don't know what he just said but it's on"-CJ in the starting cut scene for "Zeroing In" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zege7 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 mine is cj's saying(does the pope s&*t in the woods) or (does the polar bear s&*t in the woods) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkook Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 mine is cj's saying(does the pope s&*t in the woods)or (does the polar bear s&*t in the woods) same here...love those...cesar is like..stop asking me that man i dont know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.O.D Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 AHAHA LOL yeah man that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Mine is "I know you blind man but you gotta look at this" from mission uh dont remeber da exact name some what like human heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 LOC - Is he availiable for COH - MYOO - NI - KAY -SHUN? Love it, CJ's best quote by a long shot. ( Whoops, nearly typed long sh*t ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvs21 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 CJ: One last thing, you do know I'm black, not chinese, right? Wuzi: Carl, I'm blind, not stupid. Forgot the mission, but I think it's Amphibious Assault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Once, i was swimming off the santa maria, i got a condom stuck to my face, horror like that stays wit chu forever, beleive that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highwire Posted August 4, 2007 Author Share Posted August 4, 2007 I also thought it was funny when CJ said "What do you think i'm made of pudding?" at the start of the mission Monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 I also thought it was funny when CJ said "What do you think i'm made of pudding?" at the start of the mission Monster. ^ yeah, i LOL'd Username changed then? I must be the biggest fuckin idiot in the whole fuckin world! That mute asshole, muthafuckin snake without a tongue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvs21 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Ryder: Good afternoon Balla pussies, Grove Street Families come to do some damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooper Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Me and my mates laugh whenever we try and impersonate OG Loc...Yeah its OG Loc baby ahaahaha (In his gay laugh:)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Ceaser - "Same place I buy my pants, this' America holmes." telling CJ where he got a silenced pistol. CJ - "You do know I'm black?" to Woozie Woozie - " I'm blind, Carl, not stupid." The Truth - "PRANK CALLER! PRANK CALLER!" talking to CJ about their "deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooper Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Oh yeah, anything that that Truth guy, talkin about his Weed n Mushies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSThug Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 "Does The Pope Shit In The Woods?" "You Do Know I'm Black And Not Chinese Right?" "One Time I Went Swimming In The Santa Maria And I Got A Condom Stuck To My Face." Good times in San Andreas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_dup Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Mines are: Ryder-CJ are you going to crash the car again(or something)? CJ-F*ck you,Ryder. forgot what Smoke said.anyway Ryder-Man i was just telling a joke on the little black. CJ-Everything you do is a joke,Ryder. Ryder-That ain't true! Ryder-Yeah CJ you allways right.That's my homie,Mr.Right. CJ-Shut up. Ryder-You cant stop me! CJ-Who cant? Ryder-Whatever. sometimes when CJ sings to himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 The whole conversation when you are trying to kill the ballas after you have been to chicken place. I think Ryder and Big Smoke are hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 "Oh CJ, that's SO ME!" Any of the girlfriends after you give them the "special gift" (LSDP HQ shower) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneystacks12 Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 MY FAV SAYING FROM CJ IS WHEN HE KILLS SOMEONE AND HE SAYS " DONT BLAME ME, BLAME SOCIETY" OOOO YEAH AND I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE TOPIC BUT I LOVE AND LAUGH ALMOST ALL THE TIME WHEN THE PEDS SCREAMS OUT " AAAAAHH THIS IS BULLSH**T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_dup Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Another one from Ryder when i am in a mission with him and get out of the car-Say CJ,your not getting that busta itch again are ya? And lines from Home Invasion: CJ-Hold it right there homie. Ryder-Buster! CJ-Forget it. Ryder-Forget you fool! And another line from Robbing uncle Sam: Ryder-Those weekend soldiers got a chip on their shoulders! Another line when i take money from a dead guy: CJ-Sitting ducks are over here! Again another line from CJ when my homie is telling something bad about my shoes and i reply negatively: Yeah,me?Look at you,phathethic b*tch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathfun Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Smoke- I'll have 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip...ect" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Smoke- I'll have 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip...ect" Lmao. That was funny. Smoke said that for longer than it took Rockstar to make the whole game. Cesar: You want some serious money? CJ: Does the Pope sh*t in the woods? Cesar: Why do you keep saying that CJ, I don't know... Catalina: Open the back door or I'll blow your f*cking face off! Leave the panic button or I'll kill your children, too. [Alarm Going Off] Catalina: I warned you, you stupid bitch! Stupid f*cking bitch! Now I kill you. Eat my [Drawing Out Word] sh*t! CJ: Yes'm, Miss Catalina, Miss. Don't even thing about doing anything, motherf*cker! Catalina: Hand over every last dollar, NOW, BITCH! Side note: I wonder why everybody spells Cesar's name wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 That entire conversation between CJ and Sweet in the mission, "Riot". I don't remember it all, but it was mainly about Maccer and his "habits". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hook91 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 the comments when you crash your car with another one in traffic and from vc it is my knees are greater than yours when you steal a car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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