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Fav saying from CJ, Sweet, Ryder, or Caesar.

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mine is cj's saying(does the pope s&*t in the woods)

or (does the polar bear s&*t in the woods)

same here...love those...cesar is like..stop asking me that man i dont know!

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CJ: One last thing, you do know I'm black, not chinese, right?

Wuzi: Carl, I'm blind, not stupid.

Forgot the mission, but I think it's Amphibious Assault.

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I also thought it was funny when CJ said "What do you think i'm made of pudding?" at the start of the mission Monster.

^ yeah, i LOL'd

Username changed then?

I must be the biggest fuckin idiot in the whole fuckin world!

That mute asshole, muthafuckin snake without a tongue!

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Ceaser - "Same place I buy my pants, this' America holmes." telling CJ where he got a silenced pistol.

CJ - "You do know I'm black?" to Woozie

Woozie - " I'm blind, Carl, not stupid."

The Truth - "PRANK CALLER! PRANK CALLER!" talking to CJ about their "deal.

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"Does The Pope Shit In The Woods?"

"You Do Know I'm Black And Not Chinese Right?"

"One Time I Went Swimming In The Santa Maria And I Got A Condom Stuck To My Face."

Good times in San Andreas...

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Mines are:

Ryder-CJ are you going to crash the car again(or something)?

CJ-F*ck you,Ryder.

forgot what Smoke said.anyway

Ryder-Man i was just telling a joke on the little black.

CJ-Everything you do is a joke,Ryder.

Ryder-That ain't true!

Ryder-Yeah CJ you allways right.That's my homie,Mr.Right.

CJ-Shut up.

Ryder-You cant stop me!

CJ-Who cant?

Ryder-Whatever.

sometimes when CJ sings to himself.

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The whole conversation when you are trying to kill the ballas after you have been to chicken place. I think Ryder and Big Smoke are hilarious.

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MY FAV SAYING FROM CJ IS WHEN HE KILLS SOMEONE AND HE SAYS " DONT BLAME ME, BLAME SOCIETY"

OOOO YEAH AND I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE TOPIC BUT I LOVE AND LAUGH ALMOST ALL THE TIME WHEN THE PEDS SCREAMS OUT " AAAAAHH THIS IS BULLSH**T

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Another one from Ryder when i am in a mission with him and get out of the car-Say CJ,your not getting that busta itch again are ya?

And lines from Home Invasion:

CJ-Hold it right there homie.

Ryder-Buster!

CJ-Forget it.

Ryder-Forget you fool!

And another line from Robbing uncle Sam:

Ryder-Those weekend soldiers got a chip on their shoulders!

Another line when i take money from a dead guy:

CJ-Sitting ducks are over here!

Again another line from CJ when my homie is telling something bad about my shoes and i reply negatively:

Yeah,me?Look at you,phathethic b*tch!

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Smoke- I'll have 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip...ect"

Lmao. That was funny. Smoke said that for longer than it took Rockstar to make the whole game.

Cesar: You want some serious money?

CJ: Does the Pope sh*t in the woods?

Cesar: Why do you keep saying that CJ, I don't know...

Catalina: Open the back door or I'll blow your f*cking face off! Leave the panic button or I'll kill your children, too.

[Alarm Going Off]

Catalina: I warned you, you stupid bitch! Stupid f*cking bitch! Now I kill you. Eat my [Drawing Out Word] sh*t!

CJ: Yes'm, Miss Catalina, Miss. Don't even thing about doing anything, motherf*cker!

Catalina: Hand over every last dollar, NOW, BITCH!

Side note: I wonder why everybody spells Cesar's name wrong.

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