Slyde Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Source Quote BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act. According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck. During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex. Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said. Poor table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Words... cannot... describe... this. Did he use a condom? I feel sorry for the table. Must feel weird after bring raped. Seriously, who would fuck a picnic table? I bet it's got sperm all over it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishoM Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 How the hell am I going to sit on a picnic table after reading that?! Nothing will ever be the same anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 he can't help the public in that way i think, he thought he could increase the number of picnic tables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGunslinger Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Ok.... thats really weird, and i find it a little strange that the police in Bellevue seem to have nothing better to do than arrest people for fucking tables. In the past few days on these forums, i have found out that some people believe pokemon and digimon really exist, a man claims to have been raped by a wombat, and now this table incident. What the hell is wrong with people these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harwood Butcher Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Sean. said: Ok.... thats really weird, and i find it a little strange that the police in Bellevue seem to have nothing better to do than arrest people for fucking tables. In the past few days on these forums, i have found out that some people believe pokemon and digimon really exist, a man claims to have been raped by a wombat, and now this table incident. What the hell is wrong with people these days? Yeah, seriously, people are fucked up. I heard the other day that a guy put his baby in the microwave...really messed up shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Lol, did the baby get cooked or was it ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibraa5 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Well, thanks. I lost my appetite for this fish sitting here. thanks. I fveel sorry for the table, Is it ok? Maybe Azn can give it a kiss better.(Joke.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 How exactly did he rape it? Doesn't really have sexual organs, or feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowie235 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 what the fuck would/could possibly posess a guy to rape a picnic table? i mean come on. a picnic table? omg. i'm going nuts just thinking about it. a picnic table????? wtf? what the fuck is sexually desireable about a table? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpilk901 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Rowie235 said: what the fuck would/could possibly posess a guy to rape a picnic table? i mean come on. a picnic table? omg. i'm going nuts just thinking about it. a picnic table????? wtf?what the fuck is sexually desireable about a table? It's pristine and smooth edges... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Ohhh, when you think about it yeah... Fucking horny now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Well, maybe it was a picnic table with special "powers"... /sarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowie235 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 FallenClyro said: Rowie235 said: what the fuck would/could possibly posess a guy to rape a picnic table? i mean come on. a picnic table? omg. i'm going nuts just thinking about it. a picnic table????? wtf?what the fuck is sexually desireable about a table? It's pristine and smooth edges... lol. you guys crack me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Cat Licker said: How exactly did he rape it? Doesn't really have sexual organs, or feelings. It was never stated that the table was raped. He had sex with it. Technically, he molested it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmac Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 If the table looked like this one, I understand why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowie235 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Dmac_91 said: If the table looked like this one, I understand why. so sick, and yet, so funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Spaz The Great said: Cat Licker said: How exactly did he rape it? Doesn't really have sexual organs, or feelings. It was never stated that the table was raped. He had sex with it. Technically, he molested it. I doubt the table agreed to it...lol How the fuck is it even possible to do that to a table, even I think it's wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Maybe he had some mental disorder or something. But a table? C'mon, he even brought it inside his for more sexual intercourse. That's just fucked up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Wow my first thoughts were WTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osiris. Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Big deal, he fucked a table. I don't get what all the fuss is about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Wow thats more sick and wrong than when the parents who played WoW too much let their kid die from not feeding him/her (or something like that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 The big deal is he ejaculated over a fucking table! That's worse than...who knows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ-34 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Only in America will some cock sucker fuck a table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 whats wrong with these people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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