Slyde 0 Posted March 30, 2008 Source BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act. According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck. During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex. Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said. Poor table. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTA Don 0 Posted March 30, 2008 Words... cannot... describe... this. Did he use a condom? I feel sorry for the table. Must feel weird after bring raped. Seriously, who would fuck a picnic table? I bet it's got sperm all over it now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MishoM 2 Posted March 30, 2008 How the hell am I going to sit on a picnic table after reading that?! Nothing will ever be the same anymore... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hansui 4 Posted March 30, 2008 he can't help the public in that way i think, he thought he could increase the number of picnic tables Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunslinger 0 Posted March 30, 2008 Ok.... thats really weird, and i find it a little strange that the police in Bellevue seem to have nothing better to do than arrest people for fucking tables. In the past few days on these forums, i have found out that some people believe pokemon and digimon really exist, a man claims to have been raped by a wombat, and now this table incident. What the hell is wrong with people these days? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harwood Butcher 3 Posted March 30, 2008 Ok.... thats really weird, and i find it a little strange that the police in Bellevue seem to have nothing better to do than arrest people for fucking tables. In the past few days on these forums, i have found out that some people believe pokemon and digimon really exist, a man claims to have been raped by a wombat, and now this table incident. What the hell is wrong with people these days? Yeah, seriously, people are fucked up. I heard the other day that a guy put his baby in the microwave...really messed up shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Connor 6 Posted March 31, 2008 Lol, did the baby get cooked or was it ok? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sibraa5 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Well, thanks. I lost my appetite for this fish sitting here. thanks. I fveel sorry for the table, Is it ok? Maybe Azn can give it a kiss better.(Joke.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Connor 6 Posted March 31, 2008 How exactly did he rape it? Doesn't really have sexual organs, or feelings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rowie235 3 Posted March 31, 2008 what the fuck would/could possibly posess a guy to rape a picnic table? i mean come on. a picnic table? omg. i'm going nuts just thinking about it. a picnic table????? wtf? what the fuck is sexually desireable about a table? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mpilk901 16 Posted March 31, 2008 what the fuck would/could possibly posess a guy to rape a picnic table? i mean come on. a picnic table? omg. i'm going nuts just thinking about it. a picnic table????? wtf?what the fuck is sexually desireable about a table? It's pristine and smooth edges... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Connor 6 Posted March 31, 2008 Ohhh, when you think about it yeah... Fucking horny now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spider-Vice 24 Posted March 31, 2008 Well, maybe it was a picnic table with special "powers"... /sarcasm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rowie235 3 Posted March 31, 2008 what the fuck would/could possibly posess a guy to rape a picnic table? i mean come on. a picnic table? omg. i'm going nuts just thinking about it. a picnic table????? wtf?what the fuck is sexually desireable about a table? It's pristine and smooth edges... lol. you guys crack me up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaz The Great 67 Posted March 31, 2008 How exactly did he rape it? Doesn't really have sexual organs, or feelings. It was never stated that the table was raped. He had sex with it. Technically, he molested it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dmac 10 Posted March 31, 2008 If the table looked like this one, I understand why. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rowie235 3 Posted March 31, 2008 If the table looked like this one, I understand why. so sick, and yet, so funny... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Connor 6 Posted March 31, 2008 How exactly did he rape it? Doesn't really have sexual organs, or feelings. It was never stated that the table was raped. He had sex with it. Technically, he molested it. I doubt the table agreed to it...lol How the fuck is it even possible to do that to a table, even I think it's wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTA Don 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Maybe he had some mental disorder or something. But a table? C'mon, he even brought it inside his for more sexual intercourse. That's just fucked up.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azn 1 Posted April 1, 2008 Wow my first thoughts were WTF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osiris. 1 Posted April 1, 2008 Big deal, he fucked a table. I don't get what all the fuss is about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vercetti Thug 2 Posted April 1, 2008 Wow thats more sick and wrong than when the parents who played WoW too much let their kid die from not feeding him/her (or something like that) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azn 1 Posted April 1, 2008 The big deal is he ejaculated over a fucking table! That's worse than...who knows! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PJ-34 0 Posted April 1, 2008 Only in America will some cock sucker fuck a table. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hansui 4 Posted April 1, 2008 whats wrong with these people? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites