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paris hilton enters presidential race...


WRX22B1998

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  • 2 weeks later...

If she became president..

She would have army forces outside the make up factory

Start a slut war with sluts from all over the world

She would pass out every time her hair roots grew out

She would turn the White House into the Pink House >.<

Wouldn't be able to make presidential speeches because she's soooooo dumb

Take all the funding for education away and spend it all of blond hair dye

The economy would self destruct in the first week!

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