Chris Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 For being a complete dick to a new member, and well, he's got off lightly a couple of times in the past so it's amounted up to a suspension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greensabre13. Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Fair enough. Back to the topic at hand, my friends? PIZZA SHAGGING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Topic split from one which was in Serious Chat - obviously not where this belongs Husky's original post remains here. Quoted below. If you are afraid of loosing your virginity then try this method of " Feel's Just Like it " masturbation.Step #1 - You go to the grocery store, and go to frozen foods and look for small frozen pizza packs. Like Red Baron, Tony's , Digorino's (Don't pick the pan pizza). Step #2 - Heat up the pizza, remember the cheesiest pizza feels the best. Make sure you don't heat it up until it burns you. Step #3 - Take the pizza when its cool and rap it up around yo penis. And then just jack off like your masterblading. And that's how it feels like during sex. Some kid told me thats what it feels like. So... I do this myself. And I have no shame telling the whole world. Edit: Celeste's Pizza's feel better. You may now continue discussion of this here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 He was probably trying to be cool and imitate the infamous pie-fucking scene from American Pie but his mum hadn't baked a pie so he decided a pizza is fine too. LOL at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Awww, fucking a pizza. Ain't that cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott. Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 ^ Ha. Haha, as if this is in Serious Chat wth. . Anyway, I disagree with fucking the pizzas, because they can hardly give consent so technically, it classes as rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damjan Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I'm lolled at the moment, i just can't stop laughing at the part with the pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 If its a meat pizza would that class as beastilatly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveplayer Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 If its a meat pizza would that class as beastilatly? Or to put a different twist on that, would it be classed as homosexuality...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Husky never thought it would get taken this far. This is brilliant. I love the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 That picture is going to give me nightmares tonight. I don't think I can look at a pizza again. Yet this topic is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveplayer Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 This is full of epic win + = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_91 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 This topic is the funniest I have ever seen on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvoLuTioN Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 DUUUDDEEEE... Get this instead, Stop ruining perfectly good pizzas. Sonavabitch ruined pizzas for me. Ah mootykins, Always there to brighten up everyone's day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Raping pizzas is just too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Wow, the title of the topic... epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bossman Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 He was probably trying to be cool and imitate the infamous pie-fucking scene from American Pie but his mum hadn't baked a pie so he decided a pizza is fine too. He then proceeded to do the act and kept quiet about it for some time.Until a couple of days ago where he decided to post about it on an internet forum "as a joke", but everyone knows he was being serious and are gonna show his parents the post so they can laugh at their son etc. Husky was suspended last night btw, so he can't even edit out his posts. Was going to reference American Pie as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Husky was suspended last night btw, so he can't even edit out his posts. owned. lol. this whole thing is pretty weird XD something that started as a joke got its own topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveplayer Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Do you think he uses those Pizza Rounder/Pocket things when he is on the go...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Fucking a pizza's worth it than getting aids. I'm... Not even going to touch that. People who say you can't compare Pizza it to the pussy has never tried it. Says the kid who's never had HUMAN intercourse. I think I'll split this topic, not really fair on OP when he started this as a serious topic, which it should be.EDIT: Fuck. All the serious replies are mixed in with Pizza-related ones. Oh well. Continue. I don't know how this quote ended up in here again. However...... Watching porn by day, fucking pizzas by night.. Being a virgin is hella tight! Oh, and by the way, topic of the year right here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charger Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Wow, very interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveplayer Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I wonder if he is a pineapple man or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike356 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 reminds me of the official masturbation topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I wonder if Husky will ever show up again, after his suspension, I really hope so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I wonder if Husky will ever show up again, after his suspension, I really hope so. I expect an immediate post saying he was obviously joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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