Nate10 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Eh O.o , when I tried it it worked+didn't burn my ass. The only tough part was tryig to get a lighter.....matches worked for me . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Eh O.o , when I tried it it worked+didn't burn my ass. The only tough part was tryig to get a lighter.....matches worked for me . LOL. Did you blow up the house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Heh, I wish. It kinda had like a similar smell to burnt hair lol....maybe something did burn O.o ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Just though I'd throw this in... My GF bitches i f i fart when she's around, so i have to hold them in. Normally, they'd be silent and stuff, but 'cause i held 'em in, they're loud, long and smelly. I feel proud afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeL Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 WOW i nerver in my life thought i would read about someones farting problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Careful lighting them. I knew a guy who got drunk & burned up a $1500 couch that way. Please kids, don't drink & fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisman Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 Yesterday I felt another extreme urge to take a shit. And so I did. The first one easily came out. Then I noticed a silverfish in the toilet. I'd never seen one in a toilet before. I though, why not, and took aim and pushed as hard as I could, but nothing came out. Nothing. I pushed harder, and when it finally came out, it missed. I could still feel another one coming, I took aim and tried again. This one was even harder than the first, and so hard that I had to give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I fucking lol'd at the way you described that. the 'waterfall of shit' line reduced me to tears...Keep us posted on your fart composition. I laughed at that too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 (edited) Ehh, something must be wrong Chrisman lol. Well, recently I have gotten more self-conscious. Plus my farts have become more ranker. Lol, so I hold them in, everythings fine. Went to a friends house to skate, we met his girlfriend and girlfriends cousin[a girl]..we started playing around. Wrestling and such, having a good time. I became very relaxed, enjoying it. Hey, she had a nice smell . We were on the ground now, still playing, me letting her win ofcourse. I had gotten too relaxed I guess, cause I had a silent fart come out damnit. I'm not sure if she noticed cause in the end we were like, deeply spooning/cuddling so she must of not noticed. Thank god..but yeah. A close one. Edited January 4, 2008 by Nate14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Somehow, this seems appropriate.... http://www.metacafe.com/watch/335306/cosmi...rt_death_scene/ http://www.heptune.com/farts.html Don't forget proper ventilation... http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1993-01.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I didn't understand the first link, but the second link so far is cracking me up. Third link, I haven't read up yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Link 1 - Yeah it's pretty lame, but still kinda funny. Link 2 - Everything you wanted to know but were afraid to ask. Link 3 - Short version, farts can kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 That third link cracked me up,he died from his own gas.Funny,but sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Farted a lot this morning. Worst ones I've smelt in my life from me so far. It smelt different. I think I'm gonna go take a shit real quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Don't forget proper ventilation...http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1993-01.html Complete and utter bullshit. Thanks to the lovely MYTHBUSTERS, we've learned that this isn't exactly much of a possibility, at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Patron Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 OMG, what the hell is this topic ? I just feel like vomiting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowJacket Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Farts smell worse when you have a rotten stomach. Not girls, though. All our farts smell like different kinds of flowers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Patron Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Too late... I've just vomited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 I know for a fact that my farts are pretty brutal at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 This is the shittiest topic ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 That was a pretty shitty pun...... Funny I should click this topic right as I let out a horrible fart XD........ Fucking chicken...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 I CAN'T WAIT.to fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymond Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 what kind of this sh*tty topic is? i will puke if someone post this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Please puke. Ehh, atm we're having burritto's..hoping farts come soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 OMG I cannot believe how I haven't seen this topic until now. Laughing at everyone's fart stories. This is some of the randomest shit I've ever seen at TGTAP (and I've been here a long time... ) This should probably get Random Topic of the Year award lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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