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If you had just one day left in your life...

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1. Buy a car

2. Buy some weed and cigarettes

3. Have sex

4. Install nitrous on my car

5. Jump out a plane

6. Parachute off the tallest building in the world

7. Kill everyone I hate

8. Go to Las Vegas and start gambling

9. Lose all my money

10. Hire hookers and die while having sex

At least, that's what I'd do. When I go out, I wanna go out in style.

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Talk to to corporate (like a boss)

Approve memos (like a boss)

Lead a workshop (like a boss)

Remember birthdays (like a boss)

Direct workflow (like a boss)

My own bathroom (like a boss)

Micromanage (like a boss)

Promote Synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Debra (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Sallow sadness (like a boss)

Send some faxes (like a boss)

Call a sex line (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Demand a refund (like a boss)

Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)

No promotion (like a boss)

Fifth of vodka (like a boss)

Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)

Buy a gun (like a boss)

In my mouth (like a boss)

[Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!]

Pussy out (like a boss)

Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)

Jump out the window (like a boss)

Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)

Snort some coke (like a boss)

Crash my car (like a boss)

Suck my own dick (like a boss)

Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chop my balls off (like a boss)

Black out in the sewer (like a boss)

Meet a giant fish (like a boss)

Fuck its brains out (like a boss)

Turn into a jet (like a boss)

Bomb the Russians (like a boss)

Crash into the sun (like a boss)

Now I'm dead (like a boss)

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1. Buy a car

2. Buy some weed and cigarettes

3. Have sex

4. Install nitrous on my car

5. Jump out a plane

6. Parachute off the tallest building in the world

7. Kill everyone I hate

8. Go to Las Vegas and start gambling

9. Lose all my money

10. Hire hookers and die while having sex

At least, that's what I'd do. When I go out, I wanna go out in style.

All in one day?

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)

Approve memos (like a boss)

Lead a workshop (like a boss)

Remember birthdays (like a boss)

Direct workflow (like a boss)

My own bathroom (like a boss)

Micromanage (like a boss)

Promote Synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Debra (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Sallow sadness (like a boss)

Send some faxes (like a boss)

Call a sex line (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Demand a refund (like a boss)

Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)

No promotion (like a boss)

Fifth of vodka (like a boss)

Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)

Buy a gun (like a boss)

In my mouth (like a boss)

[Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!]

Pussy out (like a boss)

Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)

Jump out the window (like a boss)

Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)

Snort some coke (like a boss)

Crash my car (like a boss)

Suck my own dick (like a boss)

Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chop my balls off (like a boss)

Black out in the sewer (like a boss)

Meet a giant fish (like a boss)

Fuck its brains out (like a boss)

Turn into a jet (like a boss)

Bomb the Russians (like a boss)

Crash into the sun (like a boss)

Now I'm dead (like a boss)

WTF dude?

I'd probably drop like 5-10 hits of LSD and trip my ass out of this life.

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1. Buy a car

2. Buy some weed and cigarettes

3. Have sex

4. Install nitrous on my car

5. Jump out a plane

6. Parachute off the tallest building in the world

7. Kill everyone I hate

8. Go to Las Vegas and start gambling

9. Lose all my money

10. Hire hookers and die while having sex

At least, that's what I'd do. When I go out, I wanna go out in style.

All in one day?

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)

Approve memos (like a boss)

Lead a workshop (like a boss)

Remember birthdays (like a boss)

Direct workflow (like a boss)

My own bathroom (like a boss)

Micromanage (like a boss)

Promote Synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Debra (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Sallow sadness (like a boss)

Send some faxes (like a boss)

Call a sex line (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Demand a refund (like a boss)

Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)

No promotion (like a boss)

Fifth of vodka (like a boss)

Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)

Buy a gun (like a boss)

In my mouth (like a boss)

[Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!]

Pussy out (like a boss)

Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)

Jump out the window (like a boss)

Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)

Snort some coke (like a boss)

Crash my car (like a boss)

Suck my own dick (like a boss)

Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chop my balls off (like a boss)

Black out in the sewer (like a boss)

Meet a giant fish (like a boss)

Fuck its brains out (like a boss)

Turn into a jet (like a boss)

Bomb the Russians (like a boss)

Crash into the sun (like a boss)

Now I'm dead (like a boss)

WTF dude?

I'd probably drop like 5-10 hits of LSD and trip my ass out of this life.

Remember that shit Chris82 posted in The Staff Room? Same Artist.

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Well I get a little personal. I'll tell *coughs* her *coughs* what all did I used to do when we started to stop talking to each other. [Which includes crying, sitting for an hour under cold water, and thinking shit of myself, depression, and everything that you I think I would have done.]

Then I'll explain why I'm telling all this....and also tell that I :wub: her

:)

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I'd touch myself. Then touch myself some more.

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)

Approve memos (like a boss)

Lead a workshop (like a boss)

...etc etc..

Crash into the sun (like a boss)

Now I'm dead (like a boss)

WTF dude?

I'd probably drop like 5-10 hits of LSD and trip my ass out of this life.

Remember that shit Chris82 posted in The Staff Room? Same Artist.

Incredibad?

Hope I got the quote tags right :/

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Take out a very large life insurance policy for the nearest and dearest.

Oh, and try desperatly to turn my watch back an hour............every hour!

Edited by marney1

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I would try to get every type of STD that I could, just so I could hold two world records before I die. One being that I had the most STDs out of everyone to have ever had an STD and to have died with all of those STDs and them not being the cause of my death. :awesome:

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Go to the city, go in a skyscraper, go to the roof, and jump :lol:

Well that's a waste.

Would get really high on multiple drugs (only the ones that worked together) and trip balls.

There are not many drugs that will make other drugs not work. You could pop LSD, MDMA, 2C-I, cocaine, heroin, smoke a few bowls and then pray to GOD that you die very quickly, because you will probably not enjoy that last day. At all.

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I'd tell Chris how I really feel about him :wub:

It's okay to have feelings for him, that's quite normal, but you'll never take him from me. NEVER.

Also I'd probably tell "her" that it's my last day on earth and have sex etc.

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