Damjan Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 A mother is suing a hotel claiming her teenage daughter fell pregnant simply from using a hotel swimming pool.Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort. She is demanding compensation. 'The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there,' a travel industry source said. 'She is determined to go ahead with the case.' The Polish tourist board has confirmed they have received a complaint from Mrs Kwiatkowska. Source: Dailymail UK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghettokid Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 How the hell did the sperm get in the pool. Epic lolage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 omg i guess someone was making the self pleasure in the pool. thank god i never go to public pools anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Wow, I was NOT expecting this when I was humping that pool filter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonSkull Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Wow what good swimmers. Actually the mother doesn't have a pool to piss in with this case. I am not a doctor but I am pretty sure you can't get preggers from pool water, public toilet seats, kissing boys, etc.. More likely her daughter got with the pool boy. Pool water normally has chemicals in it and the sperm couldn't swim through the water before dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Pie Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Well, what can I say? Pool's closed. On a serious not, this is big liability since some cunt left smut on the pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 She doesnt want to believe her daughter is a ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokane Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 She doesnt want to believe her daughter is a ho. true that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greensabre13. Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I'm fairly sure you can't get pregnant from a swimming pool? Kids will say anything to get themselves out of trouble, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvas. Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 How?....that's not possible she was just fooling her mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greensabre13. Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I was just trying to attempt a joke is all, Eazy. My humour is lost on a lot of people. But seriously. Is it possible to get pregnant from a swimming pool? Surely the chlorine and stuff would kill the sperm before it could get anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Of GTA Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Unbelievable She is just fooling her Mother I think ha ha ha naughty girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvas. Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I was just trying to attempt a joke is all, Eazy. My humour is lost on a lot of people. But seriously. Is it possible to get pregnant from a swimming pool? Surely the chlorine and stuff would kill the sperm before it could get anywhere. Well lol I kinda...agreed with you in that...I asked the question 'How ?' to the girl's mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Guys learn to look at the source. It's from the fucking Daily Fail. Can't trust a word of their shit. Worst UK newspaper ever. Also, what a fucking dumbass Polish slut, her mother not the kid. The kid blatantly fucked some guy or was raped and she won't tell her mother the truth. The mother is retarded in that she actually thinks it's possible to get pregnant in a pool. Oh well, since there's a 100% chance she'll lose the case since she won't be able to prove it, it's a good way for her to lose all her money. Hopefully she'll be so poor she'll have to go back to school, maybe she'll learn a few things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greensabre13. Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Guys learn to look at the source. It's from the fucking Daily Fail. Can't trust a word of their shit. Worst UK newspaper ever.Also, what a fucking dumbass Polish slut, her mother not the kid. The kid blatantly fucked some guy or was raped and she won't tell her mother the truth. The mother is retarded in that she actually thinks it's possible to get pregnant in a pool. Oh well, since there's a 100% chance she'll lose the case since she won't be able to prove it, it's a good way for her to lose all her money. Hopefully she'll be so poor she'll have to go back to school, maybe she'll learn a few things. I laughed at the Daily Fail, that was good. Also agreed with the mother being retarded and the 100% chance of her losing the case. Possibly the moral of this story is do some research before making up a bullshit story, especially one involving your daughter and a sperm-infested swimming pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damjan Posted July 12, 2009 Author Share Posted July 12, 2009 She doesnt want to believe her daughter is a ho. true that x3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 .... & don't drink the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Sperm cannot live in perfectly chemical-free water for very long, let alone over-chlorinated public swimming pools. On top of that, if there WAS LIVE SPERM in that pool, she'd have to get near it, and it would have to go AROUND HER BATHING SUIT, unless she's a horny little fuck who has to touch herself in a pool. It's way to far-fetched to happen. Too many reasons why it couldn't. Also, they can have her tested to see if she's had sex or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 If she somehow wins, the hotel can sue her right back when the father is identified. The mother would then claim that the guy raped her daughter and the judges would kind of shake their heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cursed Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 How gullible is her Mother to believe that? It's obvious she's just got a slut for a daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draftermatt Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 (edited) I don't know about you guys, but I'll be watching the skies, last time something like this happened a bright star showed up in the sky and 3 wise men came around. Edited July 13, 2009 by draftermatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 This would be one embarrassing origin story for the second coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters! Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 This would be one embarrassing origin story for the second coming. One Day, a slutty 13 year old girl got knocked up in a swimming pool and that baby was our lord and savior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 This would be one embarrassing origin story for the second coming. One Day, a slutty 13 year old girl got knocked up in a swimming pool and that baby was our lord and savior That would be a really bad reappearance for the lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennyleis Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 That could be a terrible thing that had to happen to the girl. Anyway, I think the sperm in the pool could be dead sooner because the water has a chemical that could kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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