Slyde Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 (edited) Yep. Edited February 6, 2010 by Slyde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 (edited) It varies and there's not even a direct correlation. Edited February 6, 2010 by Nate10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 I expect me to have the only answer in one choice lawlz. Slyde has teh cooch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 So girls never masturbate? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Seeing as I haven't beat off since freshman year, pretty damn long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted February 7, 2010 Author Share Posted February 7, 2010 So girls never masturbate? Well, at least the ones i know of in RL. They can probably hold it till the end of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallpancake Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Seeing as I haven't beat off since freshman year, pretty damn long. I call shenanigans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 To be more specific, I haven't either dedicated time to masturbating or jerked off while using the toilet since freshman year. That better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Seeing as I haven't beat off since freshman year, pretty damn long. Sounds like someone trying to play hard to me. So girls never masturbate? Well, at least the ones i know of in RL. They can probably hold it till the end of the world. Or that's what they tell you at least. Do you take their showers with them, watch them in the bathroom, and check their internet history? Doubt it. I will not vote in this poll because it makes horrible assumptions. Girls can masturbate just as much as guys, and getting laid does not mean you don't, can't, or shouldn't masturbate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_Chestnut Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 So girls never masturbate? Well, at least the ones i know of in RL. They can probably hold it till the end of the world. Bullshit. Every sexually active, healthy, mature girl masturbates. A lot of girls are embarrassed because of stupid societal reasons, people thinking they are dirty sluts and loose and the such. I am truly offended that you wrote that. (BTW this is all coming from and anti-feminist) When Spaz is at work and I didn't have cats watching my every move I averaged about two to three times a day. It's not because we don't have sex, it just puts you in a better mood and lowers your stress levels. Now I just do it when I take a shower without Spaz. It is very hard for girls who don't masturbate to enjoy sex at all, you have to be comfortable with yourself first and know what you like. So in other words if your girl says she doesn't masturbate, never really masturbated, and she loves what you are doing, she is lying about one of them, or you are god's gift to women. Also men who claim they don't masturbate are full of shit, have wet dreams, are a male hooker, or last about five minutes in bead (15 minutes of slow boring sex with 30-40 second breaks). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Also men who claim they don't masturbate are full of shit, have wet dreams, are a male hooker, or last about five minutes in bead (15 minutes of slow boring sex with 30-40 second breaks). I'll confess to that, at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Every two days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greensabre13. Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Every two days... I hate to bring this up again, but when I read that post I immediately thought of that whole "pizza sex" thing Husky posted a while back. Pizza wouldn't happen to make any cameo appearances every so often, would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted February 13, 2010 Author Share Posted February 13, 2010 So girls never masturbate? Well, at least the ones i know of in RL. They can probably hold it till the end of the world. Bullshit. Every sexually active, healthy, mature girl masturbates. A lot of girls are embarrassed because of stupid societal reasons, people thinking they are dirty sluts and loose and the such. I am truly offended that you wrote that. (BTW this is all coming from and anti-feminist) When Spaz is at work and I didn't have cats watching my every move I averaged about two to three times a day. It's not because we don't have sex, it just puts you in a better mood and lowers your stress levels. Now I just do it when I take a shower without Spaz. It is very hard for girls who don't masturbate to enjoy sex at all, you have to be comfortable with yourself first and know what you like. So in other words if your girl says she doesn't masturbate, never really masturbated, and she loves what you are doing, she is lying about one of them, or you are god's gift to women. Also men who claim they don't masturbate are full of shit, have wet dreams, are a male hooker, or last about five minutes in bead (15 minutes of slow boring sex with 30-40 second breaks). Of course i was exaggerating to prove how weird they are. Also they think masturbation is disgusting. Maybe i'm just too young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_91 Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 (edited) Also men who claim they don't masturbate are full of shit, have wet dreams, are a male hooker, or last about five minutes in bead (15 minutes of slow boring sex with 30-40 second breaks). This may be hard to believe but I have never had a wet dream, I know a few others from my college who haven't too, obviously they could be lieing but I would trust them on this. Edited February 13, 2010 by Sylar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas. Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I've never had a wet dream neither. I know because I generally don't masturbate in bed and... you know how you can tell if you've had a wet dream (stains). I voted 3 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Haha, besides waking up and thinking 'hmmmm... this feels strangely like I've jizzed myself...oh, wait.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 If you don't masturbate, you'll wet dream every 2 weeks. (my experience) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Of course i was exaggerating to prove how weird they are. Also they think masturbation is disgusting. Maybe i'm just too young. The point was that most girls do not talk about their own personal masturbation. Also men who claim they don't masturbate are full of shit, have wet dreams, are a male hooker, or last about five minutes in bead (15 minutes of slow boring sex with 30-40 second breaks). This may be hard to believe but I have never had a wet dream, I know a few others from my college who haven't too, obviously they could be lieing but I would trust them on this. Yeah, because no one is embarrassed about wet dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackListedB Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Not long, I bet you can manage a couple times a day if not distracted with something! (by yourself OR with others) Longest was likely on a trip, with family, that kinda thing. When you are not with people constantly (like work for example!) hahaha I'd say a week and half, or something along those lines <G> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damjan Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Although a bit early for my age.. Wait, a second.EXACTLY for my age.Every chance i get, although my pc is positioned in the living room, i get a direct view of everyone moving in and around the house(that's right, i even fap when someone's home).Exit's behind me on the right, kitchen,rooms, and bathroom, are in front of me.I fap every chance i get, although i hate it whenever someone from the family sits on the sofa's next to me and starts watching TV, when im on the edge of you know what xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackListedB Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I don't, however, when you can get a nice spot, some steady Broadband, it's often search, search, search for new vids you might have missed. I got "turned on" to the free porn sites, I didn't actually go looking, but I've given up magazines, though I collected still pics off the Net, vids are the only way to go nowadays! But enough chit-chat.. Let's talk about SEX, baby, Let's talk about You and Me... (Salt N Pepper) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bossman Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 If I don't for a few weeks, then I'm not bothered, I can just carry on as usual. However, it's usually every 3-4 days. Can't say I've had many wet dreams, might have happened once or twice in secondary school, but that's it. I'd never do that in bed at night, for fear of the WD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 About two weeks I think. Though I'm usually doing it like every alternate day, haha. Life's boring isn't it. Funny though, three days ago me and a few buddies are participating in "The Challenge". Basically means no fapping for four weeks. If you fail, you have pay for some frenchfries at a local junk food joint for the still participating challengers. It so happens that most of us are pretty darn greedy with our money. Haven't had a month stop for a long, long time. Probably going to blast my friends house down when it's over (as I'll be living there at the time). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted April 23, 2010 Author Share Posted April 23, 2010 About two weeks I think. Though I'm usually doing it like every alternate day, haha. Life's boring isn't it. Funny though, three days ago me and a few buddies are participating in "The Challenge". Basically means no fapping for four weeks. If you fail, you have pay for some frenchfries at a local junk food joint for the still participating challengers. It so happens that most of us are pretty darn greedy with our money. Haven't had a month stop for a long, long time. Probably going to blast my friends house down when it's over (as I'll be living there at the time). A bit late for a reply but I too participate in a challenges such as these. My friends and I call it "The Fapping Contest". Sounds like the opposite thing but no. And yeah we also make the loser pay for food related products. We did a "No fap Febuary" but found that to be too difficult for us to handle. So we dropped it down to a 2 week thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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