Slyde Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Source NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend. Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. “We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.” Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend. “She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.” He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom. “And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.” The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call. Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said. “She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,” he said. She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators. Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled. Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number. The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. “I don’t think anybody can make any sense out of it,” he said. Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years. He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there. “It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.” Epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGunslinger Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 So let me get this straight, this woman was stuck in a toilet for 2 years? what the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Lolz. That must have been a long shit. Seriously, why the fuck would you sit on a toilet for two years? Maybe... super glue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 I'm finding this hard to believe. Two whole years? That cannot be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tilly Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 That is the longest shit in the history of shits. Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Speechless What was she eating the night before she took the 2 year shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 This reminds me so much of the morbidly obese women who died after spending six years on her couch. She never even left the damn thing to take a shit. When they found her, it turns out her ass had fused with the couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 I think I saw that on TV. But I never heard of her ass fusing with the seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Two years with the ass on a toilet? Damn, this is shittest story of the shit book of shits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotYouHaha Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 (edited) So she ate, worked, drank, etc for TWO YEARS ON THE SAME TOILET? WHAT THE ....! EDIT: Forgot to mention SLEPT! Edited March 16, 2008 by NotYouHaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Hahaahahahhaa, lol... This is like, just, too funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Yep. You laugh of strange things. Lolz, I don't believe that the girl get stuck for TWO YEARS! Maybe only with simple water and some poor and cold food. She would be died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_91 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Two years? I am finding this hard to believe. If she had a mental illness, her boyfriend would've called for help but 2 years on a toilet seat? Now thats just plain stupid. Not sure whether I believe this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM™ Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Rofl. 2 Years? The longest shit in history like Tilly said. Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Righty Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Wow, that's kinda nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas. Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Wow, that's kinda nuts. Yeah, I agree with you there. Why the hell would someone literally sit on the toilet for 2 Years and never bothered to move of her ass. Another thing that is quite disturbing is that the boyfriend didn't even bother his ass to call the emergency service to remove her from the toiler. Strange, Strange People out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Maybe he wanted to say 2 days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 There was a case sort of like that locally back around '80 or so, an old woman refused to get out of her bed for a year or so & had extreme bedsores. Her grand son got stuck cleaning up (she NEVER left the bed, he's still screwed up) & the family even tried to make her got to the doctor. Local PD informed them that if they tried to force her to a doctor they would be charged w/ felony kidnapping. Finally the sores became & went gangrenous, leaving no choice but to call for paramedics. She did not live. The same police & county prosecutor who threatened the family w/ criminal charges spent the next 10 years trying to put together case for neglect,manslaughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 Maybe he wanted to say 2 days? How can you fuse with a toilet in 2 days? I heard Jay Leno joking about this during his monologue last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 that is a total crap... she would get suffocated by the smell of her own shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draftermatt Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Wow, it's not like she took a 2 year shit guys. And how would the smell of shit suffocate someone anyway? She sat down on the toilet, and didn't get up again until the police pried her off the toilet. The seat had to be removed at the hospital. Apparently she has some type of mental illness (she even told the police to leave her there) and her boyfriend was too stupid to call the police, or anyone until she had been there for two years. He's going to be facing charges it sounds like for not getting help sooner. But apparently she ate there (I guess he served her there), etc for two years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Maybe he was concerned about losing her, having her taken away by getting someone for her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Maybe he was concerned about losing her, having her taken away by getting someone for her... look what "true love" can do to peoples' lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Yep. You laugh of strange things.Lolz, I don't believe that the girl get stuck for TWO YEARS! Maybe only with simple water and some poor and cold food. She would be died. She would be died? Lolz at grammar. Anyways. No she wouldn't. She was eating and drinking. And hell, no worries about bodily waste when you're on a toilet 24/7. that is a total crap...she would get suffocated by the smell of her own shit Jesus CHRIST people, NO WHERE did it say she took a shit((of course she did, but no one said she left it there)). No where does it say that she was even in there originally to take a shit. No where does it say she spent the whole two years taking a shit. Your "shit" puns are lame as hell, too. Shut up with the shit jokes. She sat on the toilet for two years. Quite odd, really. But it could be explained by a mental disorder. What type of mental disorder, though, and you've got another mystery. Hundreds of things could've cause behavior like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 I blame her boyfriend. Why would you let someone sit on a toilet for two years and not call the emergency services about it? True love? *kisses teeth* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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