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Huckleberry Pie

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OK, here's the objective: Make a parody testimonial using this tool, or compose a scratch-made one. You can use GTA or some mock stuff - just keep the topic clean, though... God Bless and have fun! :lol:

Here's mine:

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--Mark Smith

Two thumbs up!

--Gamespot

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I made three...

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--Chris Turner

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--Will Hariss

Joking, a clean one now

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-- Female Bear

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LOL

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--Dave Powell

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--Steve Scanlon

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--Susan Turner

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--John Brown

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Created without tool:

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With tool:

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--John White

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--Ryan Moore

Erm...yeah..this follows on from an MSN conversation i had with Connor...which preceded a crudely drawn picture of the product in question...

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--Susan Phillip

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Might go out and buy some of that ''Pubic Hair'' after hearing that.

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I edited some bits myself, but most of it was made with the tool.

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--xt0ny

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--Jack Thompson

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--Pervert

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--Viola

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--Sarah Scanlon

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--Dave Johnson

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