Damjan Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 (edited) www.omegle.com is the site that allows you to chat with users online, all you need to do is to press let's chat and you'll be sitting with a random person. I can see that there are feminists there, someone asked me if im a female or male, answered male and she disconnected Start trolling. Post the chats here btw. Edited June 21, 2009 by Sтεαм. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 (edited) lol this thing is pretty strange. hahah OmegleTalk to strangers! 2553 users online Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: helllllllo You: hi You: sup Stranger: ! Stranger: asl You: 19 m aus You: u Stranger: nz! You: ahah cool Stranger: and ur not a dic! Stranger: dick! You: im not? You: lol. Stranger: well You: you expected i would be? Stranger: so far all the ppl from aus hav told me to fuck off You: ahahh really? You: slack lol. Stranger: and that the all blacks suck Stranger: XD' Stranger: i hate ruby btw You: aha wtf You: rugby ? Stranger: yea You: yeah i dont much like it Stranger: i cant spell for shit You: league is OK, union i never really watched lol. You: AFL is like ... wtf lol. You: nobody in NSW watches it You: well nobody i know Stranger: i dont evn knw what ur talkn bout You: its more popular in melbourne or something i guess You: AFL Stranger: see Stranger: thats how un rubgy i am lol You: afl isnt rugby You: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=AFL&l=1 Stranger: what is? You: its ... football You: lol. Stranger: oh You: go to that site Stranger: yuck Stranger: i like hocky Stranger: and rockclimbing You: ice hockey or regular hockey? Stranger: and shooting Stranger: i speed skate Stranger: but not hocky lol You: cool Stranger: also play gatuir You: hmm ive played a few sports Stranger: gutitre You: soccer, baseball, basketball You: guitar You: ^ You: lol. Stranger: that You: haha You: acoustic or bass ? Stranger: sesrly Stranger: bass You: cool Stranger: and lead Stranger: also sing Stranger: lol You: lol one man band Stranger: 4 the band Stranger: nop You: jks Stranger: cand drum 4 sht lmao You: ohh right lol. Stranger: hahah You: nearly 1man band then he said like 2 things after that then left. Edited June 21, 2009 by WRX22B1998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Pie Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Randomness... Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 14/m/usa Stranger: u? You: 15/f/santa monica Stranger: cool Stranger: wats up You: i'm fine Stranger: cool Stranger: wat r u doing You: not much You: what's your name? Stranger: daniel You: me? I'm shirley Stranger: nice 2 meet u You: you know the actress named shirley? Stranger: yea You: shirley temple? Stranger: yea wat about her? You: not much Stranger: lol You: Stranger: no thanx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvoLuTioN Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hAY You: HEY!!! Stranger: drulnk\ You: I ACCIDENTLY MY HOUSE!!!! Stranger: hahahaa uhhhhhh You: WHAT TOOO DOOOOO???? Stranger: what DID YOU DO TO YORU HOUSE You: I ACCIDENTLY MY HOUSE!!!! Stranger: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN You: ACCIDENTLY!!! You: THE WHOLE HOUSE!!!!! Stranger: OH SHITTY You: FUUUUUUUU.....!!!!!!! You: RAAAAAAWWWWWRRR!!!!!...... You: I SHOULD REALLY DO SOMETHING BOUT MY HOUSE!!!!!!!! Stranger: YEAAAA YOU REALLY SHOULD!!!!!! You: BUT WHAT!!!!! Stranger: WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HOSE BOZO You: ACCIDENTLY!!!!! Stranger: ACCIDENTLY WHAT You: OHHHH SHIIIIII..... You have disconnected. Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I was just raped You: I just raped someone Stranger: What a small world. You: I know.. You: So you're Kyle? Stranger: yes You: Awesome.. I left my cell at your place btw.. You: will come to pick it up in the morning You: kthxbie You have disconnected. Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: No You have disconnected. Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: how r u Stranger: asl? You: You sir are the asl! You have disconnected. Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: from? You: RING RING RING RING RING RING RING You: BANANA PHONE!!!! You: RING RING RING RING RING RING RING Stranger: ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: Can't tell You: don't know You: was brought here last night Stranger: aha You: you have to help meee... Stranger: how? You: oh shit someones coming You: help me You: plese You have disconnected. Enough trollin for one day. Oh Btw I really thought the second last one was Wrx Edited June 21, 2009 by EvoLuTioN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Rofl That seriously made my day, awesome stuff Evo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 (edited) Here's mine You: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaap? Stranger: hi You: hay Stranger: m/f You: f Stranger: country? You: US to the A You: you like bitches? you like kinky bitches? You: that's me You: )) Stranger: ok u r? Stranger: then give your e-mail id? Stranger: i have a pub You: [email protected] You: you have only one pube? :| Stranger: if you wanna join than i will make you qween of that big pub You: k k k You: ok You: seeya, bye now ... and try grow more pubes OK ? DISCONNECTED Just like GTA3's radio ) You: 'sup? Stranger: i live in a china Stranger: and im a man You: CHINESE COCKS RULE! DISCONNECTED Edited June 21, 2009 by Gycu Brun X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Lol Evo I liked the rape one. Someone do a "wat" moment like http://www.imagelodge.net/view.php?image=w...pg&galid=30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damjan Posted June 21, 2009 Author Share Posted June 21, 2009 lol yeah Chris. Will do it tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 lol evo ahahha that "wat" thing , i can never get tired of that so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi You: wanna meet up for casual sex? Stranger: maybe You: excellent You: are you male or female? Stranger: male You: damn, it'll have to be homosexual sex then Stranger: no thanks Your conversational partner has disconnected. This is actually kinda retarded unless you get someone else who is fucking around. I'm bored after just this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters! Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi You: asl Stranger: sweden Stranger: male Stranger: 20 Stranger: you You: Britney Spears You: American You: I don't have an age Stranger: Britney is hot You: thanks Stranger: wow cool to talk to Brittney You: i kno You: thats wot my manager said Stranger: so what music do you like You: anything by me You: do you like my music Stranger: no not really You: You Asshole You: stop talking to me You have disconnected. LMFAO! Edited June 22, 2009 by Butters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmac Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Provides some fun. Stranger: chelloYou: Welcome to McDonalds may i take your order? Stranger: yep Stranger: 1x Lean Beef Burger Stranger: 1x Medium Diet Coke You: That all today sir? Stranger: yes thanks Stranger: oh Stranger: actually no Stranger: could i also have..... Stranger: your anal virginity You: Sure, That comes to $7.80 thanks Stranger: oh cheap Stranger: thanks d00d Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Welcome to McDonalds my i take your order?Stranger: hahahahaah Stranger: i want Big Mac !! You: That all today sir? No drinks or deserts? Stranger: hmm 1 coke! & orange ju~ You: That comes to $6.90 thanks Stranger: oh! where /? You: How is babby formed You: How gurl get pragnant Stranger: i've master card only! Your conversational partner has disconnected. I like first one most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 lol mood swing much Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: how are you You: good You: u Stranger: fine You: hey what country are you from Stranger: where you from You: lol. You: australia You: u? Stranger: me too You: oh You: wat state Stranger: fuck you You: ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo, wassup? Stranger: 你好 You: Yo, I no speako chinese o so fuck off o or I blow yo ass o! Stranger: 你應該學習的。死阿度仔。 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Why would these people speak in chinese for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Stranger: Hi. Have you met the mashed potato girl?You: hey You: nope You: whos that Stranger: damn i went the wrong way You: huh? You: im confused Stranger: dumb asian Your conversational partner has disconnected. So mean :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Lol Evo I liked the rape one.Someone do a "wat" moment like http://www.imagelodge.net/view.php?image=w...pg&galid=30 ROFL! Fail. I will try that soon Seems funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpilk901 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 (edited) Stranger: F?You: me? Stranger: yes You: yeah Stranger: i am m~ where a u You: I am in the United States You: California You: you? Stranger: oh it's so Far~~~ You: Why where are you? Stranger: china~~~~ You: Oh right You: Guess what I'm touching right now... Stranger: i don't know... Stranger: what you touching now? You: My pussy Stranger: pussy?....... You: oh for fuck sake. Fail attempt. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Hey You: Hello there. You: At last, we meet. You: I shall grant you 3 wishes You: No more, no less. You: May I ask what is your first wish? Stranger: I wish for infinite wishes You: Now now... You: Do not get greedy You: May I ask what is your first wish? Stranger: I wish I could get a damn job... You: A job you say? Stranger: Yes. A decent job. Where I'll make just over minimum wage, and can do some cooking... Stranger: But, more bussing tables than cooking You: Hmm. You: Your wish is my command. You: *HALAKAZAMMMMM!* You: You start on 5th Avenue, 23rd Street at 9AM tomorrow morning. Stranger: That's all the way in Jacksonville. =[ You: You do not specify where You: Now, do you see? You: You must be very specifis You: *specific Stranger: Fine You: Otherwise it may all go wrong... Stranger: Next wish Stranger: Next wish. Stranger: I wish my current girlfriend and I will continue to have a strong, stable relationship where she and I are open, honest, and loyal to eachother, and that it lasts for eternity. Try and fuck THAT one up... You: Hmm. You: Your wish is my command. You: *HALAKAZAMMMMM!* You: Your relationship is now fucked up. Stranger: ... Stranger: Huh? You: "Try and fuck THAT one up..." You: You asked me to. You: 3rd wish? Stranger: I wish I had ten million dollars that I'll somehow obtain by tomorrow, legally, and no one will question why. They'll just accept it for what it is. You: Hmm. You: Your wish is my command. You: *HALAKAZAMMMMM!* You: You might want to lock your doors and board up your windows... Stranger: ...? You: "They'll just accept it for what it is." You: It is fraud and scandal You: To be able to obtain certain amounts of money by will You: They accepted this You: I told you sir Stranger. You: Now, I must go. You: Enjoy your new life :-) You have disconnected. My favourite one so far EDIT: Here's a new one. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: !yeH Stranger: olleH. You: ?uoy era woH Stranger: eniF. Stranger: naem I Stranger: .eniF You: ees I Stranger: ?uoy era woH You: .thgirla m'I Stranger: .dooG Stranger: .regrub a gnitae m'I You: muuuuuY Stranger: .mhM You: .oga elihw a CFK dah I Stranger: .tnellecxE You: .nur ot tog I yawynA Stranger: .eyB You: .erac ekaT You have disconnected. My brain hurt after this one. It's hard talking sdrawkcab. Edited June 23, 2009 by Mpilk901 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: DISCONNECT NOW You: OMG WHY You: THE RAPE GOBLINS? Stranger: BOMB THREAT THATS WHY You: PLEASE NOT THE RAPE GOBLINS Stranger: ALALALALALALALA You: FUUUUUCK THE RAPE GOBLINS Stranger: GANG RAPE GNOMES ACTUALLY You: OH NO Stranger: YES NOES! You: WITH RAPE GOBLINS MONSTER COCK? Stranger: SO BIG YOU WILL BE SPITTING CUM! You: oh I love that You: OMG SPITTING CUM Stranger: hahaha You: ever asked yourself why your talking to me? Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOO0O0O0000 You: OK CAPS IS NICER Stranger: ITS CUMMING! QUICK SAVE URSELF You: DONT WORRY ILL HIDE ON YOUR ASS CHEEKS Stranger: THEY ARE BIG ENOUGH TO HIDE BOTH OF US You: YAY You: LETS GET MARRIED Stranger: ( Y ) Stranger: SURE!!! Stranger: NOM NOM NOM NOM You: THANK YOU SO HARD Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey stranger Stranger: hello You: what you doin round these parts? Stranger: just entertaining culturally, u? You: just doing cowboy shit You: like milking cows You: feeding cows You: touching cows, like theyve never been touched You: storing cow piss You: drinking cow piss Stranger: from? You: making love to cows You: from Cowville AKA YOUR BATHROOM Stranger: to cows or to bulls? You: cows! Stranger: to oxen? You: bulls are bullshit You: oxes suck You: cows are the shit man You: oh i forgot, bathing in cow shit You: i have pics wanna see? Stranger: r u a farmer? You: if planting my cock on the virgin lands of a cow is being a farmer, hot diggity damn I AM You: later gotta go milk you You have disconnected. Thats my contribution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl You: why? Stranger: ? You: asl? Stranger: y You: n Your conversational partner has disconnected. I know I am boring. Between these exchanges are long pauses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highwire Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hi Stranger: are you female? You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected WOW Noobs Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo Stranger: Hello. Stranger: My name is Patrick Bateman. Stranger: I am 27 years old. You: Im Danny im 12 Stranger: I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. You: What country US? Stranger: I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. You: So do i You: i think Stranger: In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. Stranger: I can do 1000 now. You: i can do 100 You: ... Stranger: After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. You: Thats nice Stranger: In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. You: Why do you touch your face alot You: ? Stranger: I want you to wash your vagina. You: but i dont hav.. Ok Stranger: Am I being cross-examined? You: No Stranger: What's wrong with that? It's totally disease-free. You: dont you get pimples? Stranger: I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? You: I kinda thought so but you seem alright Stranger: You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood. You: Cool You: TY you are... too Stranger: Don't touch the watch. You: Im not? You: i cant see you Stranger: Not if you want to keep your spleen. You: ok i wont touch your fuckin watch Stranger: Do you like Huey Lewis and the news? You: The news is ight but whos Huey Lewis? Stranger: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. Stranger: The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. You: Your OLD You have disconnected Hes not retarted O.O Edited June 24, 2009 by auygjhsagy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 lol auyg, everything he said is from the movie american psycho. (the first guy in the second quote box) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HI, ASL? Stranger: 18m texas You: YEEHAH! Stranger: ? Stranger: oh right Stranger: i get it You: So, you gotta 18 metre long penis hey? You: That sounds great! Stranger: lol You: All the chicks will love you for that! Stranger: kagato? You: ? Stranger: k then no Your conversational partner has disconnected. This is a lot of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 LOL never thought of doing American Psycho quotes, they're sure to get a rise out of people! auyj: You do realise you're the one who is getting trolled in that convo. Nice job posting it here for everyone to see how retarded you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I guess it does! Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: FUCK YEAH Stranger: asl You: YOU CALLING ME AN ASSHOLE?! Your conversational partner has disconnected. That sure scared the guy off Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi there You: Howdie partner! Stranger: you a yank? You: YEHAH! I'M FROM TEXAS! Your conversational partner has disconnected. I guess he didn't like people from Texas Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey there, wanna have sex? Stranger: yes Stranger: yeah Stranger: gril ? You: R u male/female? Stranger: girl ? You: You a girl? Stranger: i m boy Stranger: u ? You: Then that means you're gay! You: Disgusting! You have disconnected. Gay bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvoLuTioN Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Oi You: LALALALALALALALA!!!! Stranger: Eaw Stranger: Td certo? You: Que? Stranger: Ronaldo Stranger: Ronaldo Stranger: Ronalo Stranger: Ili bilia muitus You: Eric? Stranger: nus curintiahns Stranger: O ADRIANO? Stranger: TA ME OUVINDO? You: Si You: Si!! Stranger: OOOOOOOO ADRIANO TA ME OVINDO????????????? Stranger: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW You: Que? Stranger: És mexicano? You: Bodraves You: Na Na You: Espaniole You: Me don't no much english You: Oi? You: Seniore Stranger: Soy Brasileno Stranger: No hablo espanol Stranger: Pero posso tentar You: Si Stranger: És mujer? You: Que esto es? Stranger: Mujer, You: Que? Stranger: Eres Hombre, o Mujer? You: Si You: SENIORE MEXICAN??? You: Seniore know tiny rat? You: with big hat? You: Seniore!! You: Seniore.. YAKAKAKAKA...? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: where are u from? You: I from mexico Stranger: mexixco???? You: in small net house You: I dont do english well Stranger: influenza country ? Stranger: me toto Stranger: too You: I not now big word Stranger: fucking mexico You: i mean i not know Stranger: fuck ? Stranger: ? Stranger: u know fuck ? Stranger: you suck my asshole Stranger: u understand ? You: no no? not been there You: in mexico? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Herro Stranger: where are you from? You: China Stranger: ah Stranger: what time is it now You: Im Hiro Nakamura.. I can ravel ru time and space Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Eric? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: rachel You: Eric? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Someone translate the first Convo. Also lol Aug, the troller became the trolley ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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